Forced Feminization

So like I said I went out and had a good time with my friends. Had a few drinks and didnt give a fuck because it was my day. I even had some silly white boy folllowing me around all nite. I got tired of him and was trying to be the sweet bitch that i am and ignore his ass but as the nite went on you can sort of say HE ASKED FOR IT. I turned around loojed at his ugly pale face and said WHY IN THE HELL DO YOU KEEP FOLLOWING ME??” He told me he was sorry but I was the most beautiful woman he’s ever seen. My friends in the back of me started making noise like “UH OH” and laughing because they knew what was coming. I told him “i know bitch, now get the hell outta my face”. He asked if he could buy me a drink I said no but you can buy me and my friends SOME drinks. So that he did drinks for the 9 of us. Hahaha he came out his fucken pocket because our drinks ranged from $9-$12. All this because im so beautiful lol YOU DAMN RIGHT. He told me he’d do anything for me so I told him to give me the rest of the money in his wallet, and bitch boy did hahahaha. Damn its so easy being me. He asked for my number so i got a piece of paper and told him not to look at it until he got home. I wrote on the paper http://financialslaverymoneydiva.com/ call me sometime lol. I know he was like what in the hell. I would have given him my niteflirt number and extension but i was too messed up to remember it. Oh well. 
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